Online poker is your ticket to happiness. Sitting in that office barely making enough to pay the bills, is not what you dreamed of doing at forty is it? Listen very carefully and do exactly what I say, and in 2010 you will make at least $75,000. **Originally I wanted to call it the $200,000 system, but my lawyer and staff said that my hours were not realistic. So just know that $75,000 is the lowerst amount possible if you follow my steps.
1) Walk up to your boss, smile and say “Fuck you, I am out.”
2) When your wife asks why you are home at 2:00, tell your wife to hire a trainer and her boob job is only about 6 weeks away.
3) Tell your daughter she can move into the garage, and set up your own private home office.
4) Email me with your online screen names and a little bit about yourself and I will send you $300-$1000 as your starting bankroll and guide you every step of the way until you make enough money you can do whatever you want, whoever you want, whenever you want.
I have no patience, so do not email me with stupid questions or requests. If your stubborn and will not listen and do exactly what I say, do not bother. I recommend you admit your a worthless loser, and come to me with open ears and a sponge for a brain willing to soak up every bit of advice I throw your way.
Today going to look at Nessyb’s graph, another young student of mine who has been working with our good friend Collin Moshman the past few weeks. It is an incredible opportunity for Nessy to work with Collin, I know first hand how knowledgeable Collin is about the game and will blog soon about our staking deal this month in my prop bet and why it was the best deal I could have asked for.
Nessyb was a fast learner and I had a plan for Nessy. I was going to be tough and I was going to be mean. As Nessy’s bankroll grew, unlike you would imagine, I refused to entertain the thought of moving up in stakes. Everytime Nessyb asked if if it would be alright to play some $6’s, I would respond with, “that’s another 1000 $3’s.
The real reason, I wanted Nessyb to play one game and play 5000 games was so one day looking back at those 5000, would bring confidence and faith . Look at this graph folks, straighter then a teenagers boinker on prom night. That is called printing money, and at 19 years old, good chance Nessyb will be retiring to the beaches of Troy, Ohio very soon.
If I can talk NessyB into coaching, he will be helping many of you very soon as well.
Hi Nick. Im very intrested about coaching!
¿Where can I found ur email?
how do i get on the list?? i am a dentist. not happy with long hours. need help to live the free life you are enjoying sir. where do i sign up.
serious & hard working soul!
Whats your e-mail address?
What if u dont work in an office or have a daughter ? Congrats on ur prop bet nick! Keep it up Mr. StinkO!
Nick what is your email? I’d like to contact you about lessons and learning from the best.
-Robert
why the hell would you make someone who’s crushing playing $3 SNGs play for 5500 games and not let them move up to $6?
so much upside and so little risk to moving up a level!
Very interested rainman, would like to have your email address please.
I’d like to know the hours your legal team said was ‘unreasonable’. From your previous blogs it sounds like you’re putting in massive 100 hour weeks some times. I’m a full time student Nessy’s age, and I’d much rather put 50 hours a week playing into correctly than work a measly 30 hours in some dead end job. I will jump at the opportunity to send an email as soon as you’re contemplating new students.
What is Nick’s email address?
this is yx32mike, I talked to you briefly during ur HU with fizz on $36 180s.
I did #1 #2 and #3, now how do I do #4?
yes lets do it im seriously interested in your training!
Greets Ron aka stckbrker
ye s lets do this man im very hungry for your training pogram!
I admit I’m worthless loser, and come to you with open ears and a sponge for a brain willing to soak up every bit of advice that you throwmy way. Shoot me an email, I can put in the long Hours that you request.
No e-mail adress so assume your e-mailing the interesting parties. Ping me one as i’m interested…cheers
Cogs
Hi Man,
Looking forward to being a sponge and learning from you.
Would love to chat or even meet up as I am local. Have been watching you play online and I cannot wait to be able to kill the game with your help.
please email me about coaching. I cant find your email.
thanks,
Hi Nick I have been following your blog since day one and watched all your videos on VT and have been doing ok in the 3$90mans but would love and much appreciate to soak up some of your poker knowledge. My FT name is bayarea-all-in. Thanks in advance.
Hey Nick what is your email address? I need to become one of your students.
I was watching u play the Wed QTR Million Final Table. I would luv to hear what u have to say coaching. I play have been playing online A Lot since April. (since I quit my job) I have progressed online but can not get to that next level. My call name is fasteddee74. I just had my first live cash in Oct Fall Poker Classic Event #11 $230 buy in. We chopped 5 handed and I took 6K and placed 3rd. I also played my first WSOP this summer event #7? (knocked out level4 AA) I am serious about learning new play? I play mostly micro and lo buy in MTT’s
Hi Nick. I’m really interested in learning, and being a sponge to your knowledge!
I’m interested in what this is. Are you selling a coaching package? Looking for horses?
My stars/2+2 name is khanrava
Hi. I am interested in this as well.
Hi, my screen name is lucky lefty28 on FTP. I’ve very interested in learning whatever you have to offer.
Hi turtle, im intrested in some coaching for the 90 man sngs, from you/NessyB, or the 180 man on stars, currently im crushing 1$ 45 man on FTP(70% ROI).
email me back!
BTW, i love the blog, and i rail u alot, keep up the goo job (just figured out u are Stinko_Mikko)
Hi nick i would love to be one of your students. I really want to be a professional MTT player. Currently i am averaging 8 hours a day on pokerstars grinding away at $1-3 small tourneys, yet i have failed to see a profit. I have the commitment and time (im jobless) and i am ready to unlearn everything i know(or i think i know). Hope you are still taking students.
If required i will supplement you all the details you need about me. Thank you
Hello nick, very impressed with what ive read and seen of your poker skills. I am very interested in taking my game to the next stage. I currently play on stars and PKR….name on stars R1FTY and PKR is RIFTY. Both in profit but i wanna final table more. Can you hlep?
btw nick my pokerstars name is rappy300 i have been grinding small mtts for alittle while now. I have made the same mistakes with cash games before as you were talking about in your interview and it was like i was talking. I am ready to learn from the best and really step my game up to an even bigger and better level. If you could please email me that would be great because i am not sure what your email is. Thank You Very Much
I heard your radio interview, and I have been searching for a person like you for a long time now. For the past 3 years I have been struggling in poker while balancing school trying to prove to my family that I am not wasting my time. I haven’t done as well as I would like to, and I have been looking for someone to coach me. I try to watch the successful online grinders and take notes. I openly accept criticism and can put in the time. My name in FTP is lolriverdonkey and on stars lolriverdnky. I would really appreciate it if you could teach me.